freaky friday lyrics – lil dicky feat. chris brown

lil dicky ooh
mustard on the beat ho

i woke up chris breezy oh my god i’m the man oh shit
i’m so fly and i can dance whoa whoa shit
there’s tattoos on my neck oh oh
i just facetimed kanye blip blip
i told him i’m his biggest fan yeah yeah
got all these hoes in my dm yeah i do
holy shit i got a kid oh
ohh i can sing so well
wonder if i can say the n-word wait for real
wait can i really say the n-word
what up my nigga woo what up my nigga
big ups my nigga we up my nigga
you pussy ass nigga man fuck y’all niggas
‘cause i’m that nigga nigga nigga nigga
i’m that nigga

i woke up in chris brown’s body oh yeah
somehow this shit turned into freaky friday
but we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
oh yeah oh yeah
i can’t believe that it’s freaky friday
yeah it’s freaky friday
i’m in chris brown’s body
i drive his ferrari and i’m light-skinned black

what the fuck
i woke up and i’m lil dicky lil dicky
ugh what the fuck
this shit is real weak
how his dick staying perched up on his balls like that
walking down the street and ain’t nobody know my name whoa
ain’t no paparazzi flashing pictures this is great whoa
ain’t nobody judging ’cause i’m black or my controversial past
i’ma go and see a movie and relax woo
ayy i’m a blood but i can finally wear blue cool
why his momma calling all the time
leave me the fuck alone bitch
wait if i’m in dicky’s body breezy is who
hope my daughter’s in school
fuck if i was chris brown where would i be
what would i do

i woke up in chris brown’s body oh yeah
somehow this shit turned into freaky friday
but we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
oh yeah oh yeah
i can’t believe that it’s freaky friday
yeah it’s freaky friday
i’m in chris brown’s body
i look at my soft dick with delight it’s my dream dick

if i was lil dicky in my body where would i be
i’m tryna to find myself like an introspective monk
i’m balling on the court oh my god i can dunk
snap a flick of my junk
my dick is trending on twitter fuck
now i’m at the club i talked my way into getting in
i look up in the vip my goodness there i am
i signal to him to let me in but he won’t let me in
i don’t know who that is
wait who the fuck he think he is
took a glass bottle shatter it on the bouncer’s head woo
walked up to that motherfucker
wait think it through for a sec
if you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
but wait i love myself
that was the key now we’re switching back

i woke up in chris brown’s body oh yeah
somehow this shit turned into freaky friday
but we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
i can’t believe
i can’t believe that it’s freaky friday

wait what the fuck
and now i’m in ed sheeran’s body
it’s way less cool than being chris brown was
what the fuck again
i’m dj khaled
why am i yelling
huh i’m kendall jenner
i got a vagina i’m gonna explore that right now woo woo
holy shit i got a vagina uh i’m gonna learn
i’m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman…